Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Golf is Better Than Sex
#10 A below par performance is considered damn good
#9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers
#8 It's much easier to find than the sweet spot
#7 Foursomes are encouraged
#6 You can still make money doing it as a senior
#5 Three times a day is possible
#4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else
#3 If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday
#2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you are finished
and the # 1 reason why Golf is better than sex .....
If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!
Thank you Mr. Bill Karbler for passing along the list.